This Glamorous Evil copyright ©
2011 Michele Hauf
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Like
clockwork, the sleek black cat appeared in the alleyway below me, her tail
flicking as she proudly strutted the ancient cobblestones that reminded me of
days gone by in Paris. Not far
from here, cars buzzed by on the Champs ElysŽes. I preferred a time when carriages had rattled along the
cobbles, and we men wore rapiers at our hips, but this modern world did have
advantages, such as plumbing and iPhones.
Every
night just after midnight, the cat appeared, looking for something to nibble. She didn't like mice. She'd bat them around a bit, then move
on to more challenging prey. A plump rat?
No, this feline was more discerning.
I
shifted carefully on the iron balcony from where I watched. Moonlight glinted on the metal rivets
rubbed clean of black paint. After
weeks of observing my prey's habits and tastes, I'd baited the trap properly.
Ducking
her head, she approached the tangle of crumpled newspapers that shaped a
crunchy canopy over the Camembert morsels I'd laid out. Tail twitching frantically, she
cautiously stepped on one paw, then the other.É
I
refrained from blowing a gust of air magic to push the cat faster. That would only spook her.
An
angry meow punctuated the snapping cage door.
I
dropped eight feet to the ground from my observation perch, and brushed aside
the newspapers.
"Gotcha," I said to the growling black beast inside the
cage.
Her
eyes were so green that for a moment I got lost in her fierce gaze. Verdant as spring's freshest bloom, the
saturated hue defied depth. Anger
spilled into sudden pleading. My
heart stilled. They almost
lookedÉhuman.
Shaking
my head, I snapped out of mysterious wonder. She was a cat.
Hefting
the cage, I whistled a cheery tune as I headed home.
I
lived in the sixteenth arrondissement in an old high-rise that housed soccer
moms and widows on the lower floors, while up on the high-security sixth
floor—the entire floor belonged to me—I had a great view of the
Eiffel Tower, and the swimsuit model's bedroom across the street. She liked to undress with the lights
on. I didn't mind, except when her
lover joined her.
Closing
the door behind me, and throwing a lock ward over my shoulder with a snap of my
fingers, I set the cage on the hardwood floor. Kitty growled at me.
Her fur fluffed in anger and those green eyes cut through me like
blades.
I
bent to unlatch the door release—then paused.
"Right." This was not going to be pretty. It could get downright bloody. I'd best take precautions.
A
pair of leather
gloves from a drawer in the kitchen would protect my hands. I already wore leather pants and
boots. My shirt was long-sleeved
andÉ
I
touched my cheek. Earlier last
century, I used to fence in the modern style, using the screened face-mask, but I couldn't recall where I'd stored it when
I'd moved from London to Paris a decade ago.
"I
can manage," I muttered.
Buoyed by my success thus far, I proceeded to release the cage door.
A
fury of black fur, hisses and wood-gouging claws exploded from the cage. The cat darted left, jumping onto the
unmade bed and scrambling across it like a Tasmanian devil. It jumped, landing on the floor with a
snarling meow. It didn't slow,
tracking the expanse of the open-floor-plan loft as it ran along the windows
that opened the south wall to brilliant moonlight.
With
another fearless leap, it scrambled onto the leather
sofa. It paused at the top of the
sofa, back arched and tiny teeth bared as it clawed wicked tears through the
tough but relenting leather.
Ouch,
that was going to cost a pretty penny to replace. I hoped my brother appreciated the sacrifice.
With
legs made of springs, the feline fury landed on the Indonesian silk draperies,
and with claws cutting through, allowed its body weight to plummet to the
floor, shredding the curtains like cheap festival flags.
A
blur of black zipped before me and disappeared behind the kitchen counter. The priceless Persian glass vase an ex-lover
had given me wobbled.
"No, not
the—"
A
spectacular crash was followed by shards of glass littering the kitchen floor.
"--
vase," I said, shoulders sinking.
But
I hadn't expected this to be easy.
Fisting a hand, I punched it into my palm and squatted, preparing to
catch whatever roared my way.
The
cat paused, twenty feet from me, huffing from the exertion of her berserker
rage, a miniature bull facing the matador, green eyes
narrowed and fixed to mine. A
growl rumbled in the feline's throat.
And
she charged.
Bracing
for impact, I instinctually placed a hand before my crotch, and another up
before my head. Pin-sharp claws
dug through the leather at my thigh, drawing blood. I yowled and stumbled back, landing with my spine against
the sofa.
Small,
black and angry stalked along my legs and over my hip. Each step was slow and calculated,
allowing claws to sink in, marking me as if a perforation were required to then
zip me apart.
"Easy,
kitty," I cooed as the creature settled to a squat on my chest. A tuft of white fur starred her
chest. Beelzebub's mistress had
never looked more ferocious. And I
had once met that catastrophe of a broad.
"I just want to talk."
The
back-alley scrapper's fey weight increased. I hissed and gritted my teeth when the claws tore my skin as
they retracted into bone and flesh.
Fur receded into skin. Bones
lengthened and reshaped into human form.
A crop of lustrous midnight hair spilled over a slender human face,
framing a narrow jaw and fashion-model cheekbones.
A
woman's green eyes stared at me with the same pissed-off kitty accusation. She lay upon me, naked, and fully
shifted to human shape.
Letting
out a held breath, I said, "I have a business proposition for you."
As
a feline, I stretch often and well, but shifting to human shape provided my
muscles the ultimate stretch. I
came to, long black hair spilling over my shoulders and tumbling before my
chest. My lengthening muscles felt like a massage across my shoulders and
hips. My breasts grew to small
globes. The claws were the last to
retract, and one popped from the leather gloves the man wore as a feeble means
of protection.
Had
to hand it to the guy, he hadn't gone into this whole kidnapping business
without forethought. On the other
hand, he had trapped me in a cage, carried me away from my neighborhood, and
now I was locked in his home.
Kneeling
and then standing over the sprawled man, I studied his defiant stare. He thought he had me under his
thumb. The cocky smirk gave him
away. Stupid witch.
I
presumed that's what he was. Who
else would steal a kitty from her nightly prowl and not freak out when she
shifted?
My
profession required I work for witches, but that didn't mean I had to like
them. Or put up with this
nonsense.
"Talk,"
I said as he cautiously rose to stand, one shredded-leather-gloved hand held
between us to placate. I wasn't
going to jump him, but he'd better beware my bite. "I'll have you know, I'm not a happy kitty right now,
and if you don't have something interesting to say, I'm going to knock over
more than an ugly vase."
"Sorry." He leaned toward the sofa and grabbed a
red blanket from it and held it out for me. "I forgot clothes," he offered in a husky voice
that was soft yet so deep it strummed something inside me. Made my belly warm. Weird.
I
snatched the blanket and wrapped it around my torso. I liked to knead soft things, and this one was woven from
chenille. Oh, heavenÉ It felt luxurious beneath my stroking
fingers.
But
I couldn't get distracted.
Nor
would I allow myself to linger over the man's appearance. He wasn't your standard spell-throwing
witch. At least not to judge by
the ones I'd worked with during this, my third life. Male witches were usually skinny, bespectacled and,
truthfully, ugly.
But this one?
He had muscles.
Everywhere. And he wore
them well, as if designed to make heads turn. He bled at shoulder, chest and wrist, but he didn't seem to
notice. Points
for me.
Long
dark hair spilled straight and full around his head and his eyes glittered an
unnatural blue. He wore his beard
trimmed thin along his jaw and up around to frame his mouth, which gave him a
broody appeal. I bet his mouth
tasted as good as it looked. If I
were to kiss himÉ
But,
like I said, I wasn't going to let a handsome figure distract me. Besides, who'd mentioned kisses? Kisses were overrated. Kisses were deal-breakers.
"Why'd
you steal me from a perfectly good hunt and bring me here?" I spat
out.
Hands
on hips, I scented the man's sweetly dark allure. Smelled like a spice I'd once noted in a bowl the cheese-shop
owner kept on his counter.
Not attractive, not attractive.
"Don't
tell me this is how you go about hiring a girl for work. All witches know that if you need a
demon conduit you have to arrange an appointment with their assistant."
"I
do need a demon conduit," he said. "A familiar."
He
paced around me, taking me in, so I tilted back my bare shoulders. Let him look. I think I make a pretty hot human. Men always follow me with their hungry eyes. Such looks make me feel good. But this man hadn't stroked me right yet,
and I didn't expect he'd learn.
Not with his less-than-courteous record.
"I'd
give you my assistant's contact info, but —Ó I glanced toward the cage. Ò—I've
decided not to like you," I said, "so I
won't bother."
"I
don't want to go through your assistant." The shadows in the ill-lit room darkened his eyes, and I
wanted to move closer to see if the pinpricks of light in his pupils were
fallen stars. "In fact, I
went directly to the source tonight because I need to do this without an
assistant."
I let out a chirp
of laughter. "You're drunk
then, eh?"
"I'm
perfectly sober. I cannot abide
alcohol."
He
stepped closer to me and smiled to reveal beautiful white teeth, and now his
alluring scent tickled my nose. I
tried to decide how it made me feel.
Curious? A little. Hungry? No. HmmÉ
"I
want to cut out the middleman," he said. "Just you and me.
And demon makes three."
"So
what you're saying is you want to have sex with me and summon the demon at the
same time? In place of my
assistant, who would normally get me off, while you wait to conjure?"
He nodded. "I want to streamline the
process. Make the connection
stronger. Summon a really big
demon."
He sounded dead
serious. And I finally decided how
he smelled—lickable.
Don't lose your focus, Star. Drag your nails across his face, and
make your escape.
"You
insult me," I said. "I
never allow clients to touch me.
It's just not done."
"It
would be strictly business."
I
lifted my chin, haughty in my refusal.
"I'll
pay."
"Of course you
would. I don't conduct demons to
the mortal realm for free."
Nor would I ever work without my assistant. But how to refuse an offer when I hadn't worked in
months? My purse had become a
cavernous thing. "You can't
afford me."
"I
know I can. For the first
summoning I'll pay your last month's rent and this month's rent. I know you're behind. I did my research."
So
he had. I was desperate to make
that payment before I got evicted in two weeks. But I didn't like his tactics. He'd put me in a cage.
He'd taken me from my neighborhood. He'd been following me? Researching me?
And yetÉ
"Cash?"
He
nodded and gave me another taste of that sexy smile. Oh,
Star, don't
fall for his charm. It
can't go well with a witch who wants to use you as a direct demon conduit.
No,
not well at all.
But my empty bank
account and I decided to stick around for the punch line.
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